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Grrrrrrr!

posted by [personal profile] connielane at 01:23pm on 18/08/2005 under
Dear porn spammers,

STOP! NOW!

I do not appreciate minding my own business and, thanks to the handy-dandy Gmail notifier that gives me the title and first line of each e-mail message, seeing a string of perversities pop up on my screen at any given time. No, I DON'T want to see pictures of [insert name of random ethnic group here] [insert name of anatomical orifice here] [insert bizarre sexual act here] [insert body fluid here].

If I want porn, I'll read some HP fanfic.

LeavemealoneKTHXBAI!
Mood:: 'KILL!' KILL!
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posted by [identity profile] calixa.livejournal.com at 07:33pm on 18/08/2005
Tell me about it. I get literally 50 spam messages from various Poker sites daily. I don't even know how to play poker! *cries*
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posted by [identity profile] policroma.livejournal.com at 07:36pm on 18/08/2005
You think you got it bad? I get at least 5 Nigerian scam e-mails a week. XP
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posted by [identity profile] jiminyc.livejournal.com at 07:46pm on 18/08/2005
Yeah, it's a pain, isn't it? We had a bunch coming to our family's email address with STREAMING VIDEO. We liked having the preview screen on for email, but had to turn it off just to keep our kids from getting an early and inappropriate video sex education.

Plfbft!
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posted by [identity profile] delemtri.livejournal.com at 07:58pm on 18/08/2005
Icon!
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posted by [identity profile] jiminyc.livejournal.com at 08:06pm on 18/08/2005
*beams with Mom pride*

My daughter made it - feel free to take it if you want! :)
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posted by [identity profile] rhrsoulmates.livejournal.com at 07:56pm on 18/08/2005
Do you have Spam Blocker and is it turned on "High"? I use multiple e-mail addresses so, for example, I have one that I use ONLY to sign-up at sites or for online orders, etc. The one that is for personal e-mails, I have it on high spam blocker and every night (or week I think) they send me a list of who/what was blocked. If a friend is accidentally blocked, they give that person the option to request to be unblocked. Spam mail wouldn't know to do that since it's automatic. As a result, I have spam and porn-free mail. :p
(Sorry if I explained all this and you know all about it - just wanted to make a suggestion). :D
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posted by [identity profile] heatherhobbit.livejournal.com at 12:19am on 19/08/2005
If I want porn, I'll read some HP fanfic.

That made me spit Coke.
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posted by [identity profile] stereo-m.livejournal.com at 07:47am on 19/08/2005
If I want porn, I'll read some HP fanfic.

skjljdsjhkdhljksdfdsfkh How true isn't that? Man, I am a total perv, but do I watch porn? No, I read fanfic.

I once got an email with the subject "do you want a bigger penis edith :)" (or something like it, I can't recall the exact wording).

Edith? O.o
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posted by [identity profile] karet.livejournal.com at 05:38pm on 19/08/2005
The only thing worse than the porn spam is porn spam from Delores, Cedric, and Neville. Bastards.
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