You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

Don't the words "Ginny" and "Harry" just objectively look good together? There's something about the matching Ys and the matching consonant/vowel structure but the very different look of the G vs the H, and the I vs the A, that is very pleasing. I'm pretty sure that can be rigorously proven to be a true artistic statement and isn't just some consequence of spending way too much time on writing about shipping on the internet. *Looks around furtively*

But I think the best part, in tiny letters near the top, is the word "Flatulence".