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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Connielane!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear connielane had to pay a special connielane tax!
2. If you lace connielane from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in connielane!
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become connielane on New Year's Day!
5. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes connielane.
6. The horns of connielane are made entirely from hair.
7. Connielane can not regurgitate!
8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of connielane in a day.
9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on connielane.
10. Connielane never said 'Play it again, Sam'!