You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

At Leaky right now, at least, and probably at more sites soon.


This is (almost) word-for-word what is in the report, but I put it in a list format so it's hopefully easier to read. And I tried to make it more clear what I think the reporter is saying. My comments in italics, cuz I know you're DYING to find out what they are. :P

- WB logo, flying through the clouds.
- Sirius Black: "Things have changed Harry, Voldemort's biding his time, gathering his followers."
- Sirius in Grimauld place ("These are dangerous times, you need to be extra careful")
- Dumbledore standing before a huge wall of court stands ("surely you can appreciate the danger we are all in....you cannot ignore the signs..."
- a window bursting, glass shattering everywhere.
- Hermione: "The minister wants to discredit you, he's scared of dumbledore."
- Harry overlooking the pensieve [Snape's worst memory!!!!]
- Hermione, she looks scared
- shot of Ron. (Harry: "why does nobody beleive me")
- Hagrid with big bruises all over his face smiling at Harry [Awww! *hugs Hagrid*]
- Dumbledore: "please join me in welcoming our new defence against the dark arts teacher." [Umbitch!]
- Umbridge at the podium in the great hall.
- a shot of a feather quill approaching Harry (Umbridge: "Little boys must learn not to tell lies") [ZOMGCHILLS SO AWESOME!]
- Harry in a room with Snape learning Occlumency (Snape: "concentrate Potter, your mind is weak")
- Harry: "I am not weak"
- Snape close up, scowling ("Then Prove it!") [All I can think of right now is Snape on an Astral Plane]
- Bellatrix in a huge corridoor grinning insanley
- Hermione: "several death eaters have escaped from azkaban" [Exposition, yay!]
- hooded figures sweeping past the screen
- a huge sweeping shot ending in a close up on Bellatrix.
- Harry Ron and Hermione in the woods looking scared.
- wide shot of a tree being uprooted (Ron: "what the bloody hell was that?") [*rolls eyes madly* Okay, I don't want to hear anyone else criticize Kloves for his portrayal of Ron.]
- misty room Voldemort emerges from the mist in a huge black hooded robe.
- Harry kissing Cho [*giggles*]
- shot of London, the Order flying over the river
- harry on his broom
- Sirius: "keep you whits about you Harry" [Hey, that's Filch's line!]
- panning shot of the D.A.
- what looks like Mcgonall getting hit by a spell
- Malfoy looking smug
- Umbridge in Trelawneys class (Umbridge: "ahem")
- a wide shot of a huge darkened room, Dumbledore and Voldemort pointing wands at each other [YESSSSS! "It was a mistake to come here tonight, Tom." *runs around stomping in excitement*]
- shot of a thestral in the woods
- a shot of Harry pointing his wand in the ministry
- harry screaming ("NOOOOO") [*screams "NOOOOO" too* GAH, Sirius!]
- HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

I know I shouldn't be this excited over a silly teaser trailer, but DUDE.