You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

I suddenly have the urge to write a Billy Elliot fanfic where grown-up Billy and grown-up Debbie meet years later and fall desperately in love. I know it's probably more fashionable to ship Billy with Michael, and I've always kind of loved that in the movie (and the musical) Billy's orientation is a non-issue. But I'm hetero-centric like that, and "If you like, I'll show you me fanny." is one of my favorite moments of the entire movie. (Note: It's upgraded to "hoo-hoo" in the stage show. :P)

Seriously, I'm playing the "long time, no see" scene in my head right now. *is hopeless*