You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

It's that time of year again, my friends! Fall movie season is upon us. I have procured Entertainment Weekly's Fall Movie Preview issue (complete with Awesome Cover Wizard, who is bizarrely holding his wand to his mouth as if it is a walkie-talkie), and my calendar is MARKED, SON! Which is kind of pointless, I know, because like 75% of these dates are going to change as festival flicks get picked up and everyone rushes to shove their movie into theaters before the end of the year because OMG OSCARS. But it's my ritual, and I do it, even though I'm going to have to scratch stuff out and do it all over again.

( It's the most ... wonderful time ... of the year! )