You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

"Behold," she manages out of her horrible mouth, "the awesomeness that is the We Are Wizards trailer." Melissa! Harry and the Potters! BRAD FREAKIN' NEELY!

Warning: There is a bit of language, due to the awe-inspiring presence of near-perfect new-god Brad Neely, who seems quite as fond of the f--- word as he was when he wrote 'Wizard People, Dear Reader.'

"Behold," she manages out of her horrible mouth, "the awesomeness that is the We Are Wizards trailer." Melissa! Harry and the Potters! BRAD FREAKIN' NEELY!

Warning: There is a bit of language, due to the awe-inspiring presence of near-perfect new-god Brad Neely, who seems quite as fond of the f--- word as he was when he wrote 'Wizard People, Dear Reader.'

If you're planning on seeing Equus on Broadway, tickets go on sale to those of us who DON'T have AMEX Gold cards on April 26.

As I expected, considering this is Broadway and not the West End, the people who decide on ticket prices are milking the "must see" factor for all it's worth. Just look at those prices! They don't mention any stage seats, but if those turn out to exist, I wouldn't be surprised if they cost even more.

Still, I know I'll see it at least once.

If you're planning on seeing Equus on Broadway, tickets go on sale to those of us who DON'T have AMEX Gold cards on April 26.

As I expected, considering this is Broadway and not the West End, the people who decide on ticket prices are milking the "must see" factor for all it's worth. Just look at those prices! They don't mention any stage seats, but if those turn out to exist, I wouldn't be surprised if they cost even more.

Still, I know I'll see it at least once.