You're gonna be bothered by how cool I am.

A new sculpture has just been - er - "unveiled" (there's no phrase I can think of that doesn't make me snicker) in Nashville. It's supposed to be a tribute to music, but it's really just a lot of naked people frolicking around. I can just imagine a 5-year-old riding in the car with his parents seeing it (how can it be missed?) saying "Mommy, what's that?"

It's not as graphic as my co-workers led me to believe, but I can foresee it causing a lot of traffic accidents in the future. Especially as it's in the middle of a roundabout and Americans don't know how to use those things properly anyway.

Just to torture myself, I took a look at the "How will Harry and Hermione realize their feelings?" thread. Man, those people have seen too many soap operas.

A new sculpture has just been - er - "unveiled" (there's no phrase I can think of that doesn't make me snicker) in Nashville. It's supposed to be a tribute to music, but it's really just a lot of naked people frolicking around. I can just imagine a 5-year-old riding in the car with his parents seeing it (how can it be missed?) saying "Mommy, what's that?"

It's not as graphic as my co-workers led me to believe, but I can foresee it causing a lot of traffic accidents in the future. Especially as it's in the middle of a roundabout and Americans don't know how to use those things properly anyway.

Just to torture myself, I took a look at the "How will Harry and Hermione realize their feelings?" thread. Man, those people have seen too many soap operas.